Blues 7 - Scorpionz 1

Blues dominated this rematch against not so deadly kind Surrey Scorpionz. Blues tallied 6 in the first half, started by Gur "The Tank" Randhawa keeping the play alive in Scorpionz zone feeding Inderbir "Sniper" Sandhu who fed a sweet pass to Bindy "I got game" Aulukh with easy redirect into wide open net. A beauty of a goal to get things started!!!

Blues passed the ball extremely well in this game and controlled most of the play. Other scorers were Bob "Peg Sheg" Dosanjh who was hammered yet managed a goal, Sukh "White Helmet" Dosanjh, Harvir "Head down" Sidhu, Bindy "All In" Aulukh and veteran BrigHouse Knight defenseman Kevin "Crown Royal" Singh getting 2 in only his second game.

Injured players were Hardeep "I need to get on the treadmill" Sandhu, Vampire brother Amar "Banana Singh" Sandhu and also Gary "Sore Groin" Gill.

The game was played at Langley Sportsplex rink, this was the best rink Blues have played to date this year and are looking forward to alot more games here. It also gives time for Peg Sheg Dosanjh to knock a few down before a game. You can tell because his eyes get cross-eyed lazy, but we love the guy, what a character!!! We are looking forward to a team bbq at his house.

3 stars
InderBir "Civil Engineer" Sandhu
Bindy "All In" Aulukh
Kevin "Crown Royal" Singh

Blues 4 - Devils 3

Sloppiest game in Blues history, Blues started strong with Harvir "Head Down" Sidhu scoring first. The Devils then tied it up getting to a loose ball, Blues D could not clear the zone. This game was played at Planet Ice Rink 2 which is one of the slipperiest floors in all arenas. Alot of players were falling all over the ice, in one play alone 2 Blues trying to pass to each other slipped and turned the ball over to one of the Devils. It was pretty sloppy slippery play. The Devils ended up taking some costly penalties which allowed the Blues to take the lead with Bindy "All In" Aulukh scoring putting the Blues up 2-1. The Devils then undressed Kapil "I got not Kachii" Gaba and scored on Bal "Budda Chacha" Mattu. The Blues then anchored by the Tank scored 2 on PP with Harvir and Bob "Lumba Sota" Dosanjh who got a backhand rebound from the Tanks deadly shot. The Devils added a late goal scoring off a rush from the left side top left corner on Chacha.

The Blues fended off the Devils and sent them back to hell in the last 2 minutes of the game. There was one Devil who got kicked out of the game for taking too many penalties and making racial slurs calling us "Hindus", gorilla cage Gursher punched the Devil in the face and took one for the team teaching redneck a lesson. Pretty retarded Devil that guy was, he's lucky guys didn't fix him after the game.

"We'll take the 2 points and get out of here" quoted Bindy after the game as it was a sloppy game by the Blues. We are looking forward to a rematch in a different rink. Blues outshot Devils 33 - 23.

3 Stars
Gur Randhawa
Harvir Sidhu
Bindy Aulukh

Blues 1 - Demons 3

In this rematch Blues defense played hard, but a few costly missed coverages by forwards cost Blues 3 goals in the first half. Demons opened the game pressuring Blues in their own end. Blues forward Bob "Limp Sota" Dosanjh wasn't himself this game as he had a glazed yellow eyed look all game and could not clear the zone, hence a shot from one of the many fat demons deflected off Limp Sota's stick. Blues best player of the night Martin "Wisdom Tooth No More" Grinberg took a feed from Sandip "I have an opinion about everything" Dulay and Gur "Need Anger Management Therapy" Randhawa and scored a beauty beating short demon goalie low to the left side. A few fat demons scored again on 2 missed coverages by Limp Sota and Gursher "Still wear gorilla cage helmet" Randhawa. Blues took 7 penalties the whole game, 2 of them 4 minute high sticking calls on Amar "Banana Eating Protein Shake Drinking Vampire" Sandhu and Tampon. The second half got a bit ugly in this game as Grinberg was hip checked hard at the demon blue line by one of the taller fat demon's, shortly thereafter captain "The Tank" lost it and came rumbling in to pummel the bad demon back to hell, instead the Tank stared the tall fat demon down and uttered every curse word known in the western hemisphere in a godly military drill seargant voice. The scared demon pissed in his jock strap, as a foul smell overtook the floor.

Blues overall had to kill 7 PP's and were short-handed most of the game but improved overall compared to their last meeting with the demon team. We are looking forward to next match in grabbing demon's and sending them back to hell.

Honorable mention this game, Martin "I got game" Grinberg was outstanding this game. Bindy "All In" Aulukh was a trooper as he took a stick to the face and still kept going. Harvir "I don't pass" Sidhu also took a ball to the face and had a black eye. And finally Deesh "I love this game" Khaira hurt his should as he got tripped by one of the few skinny demons.

We need to work on our PP, may schedule a practice for this Sunday. The next 4 games are crucial as we play sub 500 teams and need to bring our best game to the floor.

3 Stars
Martin Grinberg 1G
Gur Randhawa 1A
Bindy Aulukh (Stick to the face)

Blues 5 - Tornadoes 4 (OT)

This was a crazy fun teeter tawter of a game, to be remembered for the ages. After working 14 hours election day Gur "The Tank" Randhawa arrived at the game already in progress with 5 minutes elapsed and a scoreless game. Blues killed a few early powerplays and scored 3 goals in the first half. Goal scorers were Bob, Bindy and Harvir receiving a sweet drop pass from Gursher "Tampon" Randhawa flying down the left wing still wearing his Gorilla cage. Second half poor defensive coverage and Blues goalie screened led to Tornado's scoring 3 goals of their own to tie it up. Martin then scored on a laser like feed from Bindy "All In" Aulukh beating Tornado goalie blocker side. Shortly after that Blues took another penalty where Tornados scored again on PP as goalie was screened by own defenseman.

Amar "Ice Cold Veins Banana Eating Buffy Vampire" Sandhu was in depressed pissed off mood, no one could figure out what the hell was wrong with him as he sat on the bench straight back staring across the floor.

Next up OT, Blues had a few chances to put it away but couldn't convert.

Then there was the Shootout, first shooter Bindy "All In" Aulukh scored 5 hole to put Blues up 1-0. Next up Tornado player beat Jimmy "I pissed off i'm not married yet" Mattu 5 hole. The following 8 shooters no one could score, with the Tank failing miserable on an attempted Ovechkin/Stamkos deke like move...the Blues bench was being depleted with the likes of Gursher "Tampon" Randhawa and Deesh "I can't shoot" Khaira remaining and nervously awaiting their turn, but there was one other player still sitting in isolation with a perplexed pale Underworld Evolution vampire complexion. Yes the deadly Amar "Ice Cold Veins Banana Eating Buffy Vampire"....he approached centre ice...with a semi run speed walking velocity approached the tornado goalie, made a little forehad backhand move to get opposing goalie moving and BURIED IT 5 HOLE!!!! WOW, the mighty Blues bench went wild as Mr Sandhu casually strolled back towards centre Buffy, as he got mauled by little Kapil "Horndog" Gaba, he uttered "Get away from me...and go to Jimmy". LOL. The team then flocked toward Jimmy to congratulate him but he shunned guys off still steaming over the screened goals he got scored on. Nonetheless Bimbo outplayed opposition goalie in shootout.

After all the celebrations the Blues could not find the key to locked dressing room and required assistance of Janitor to cut the lock. Janitor received a few Hip Hip Hoorays upon successful cutting of the lock.

What a game!

3 Stars
Jimmy "Racoon Eyes" Mattu
Amar "Ice Cold Veins Banana Eating Buffy Vampire" Sandhu
Martin "I can get you a deal at SportChek" Gringberg

Assassins 4 - Blues 1

Not much to mention about this game. Blues mishaps with the ball all over the floor cost them 4 goals. Lone goal came from Harvir "I hate passing" Sidhu. Blues were missing some key players and late arrivals cost them. Blues will give the Assassins more of a challenge next time they meet.

Blues 3 - 2 Scorpionz

Blues dominated this affair with the not so deadly surrey scorpionz building a 3-0 at the half. Bob "my jock strap is too small" Dosanjh buried first goal with extraordinary effort by InderBir "I Love Toronto" Sandhu who battled along the boards to extract the ball and make a nice pass to Sota Singh. Inderbir then buried the next goal as The Tank kept the ball in at the blue line feeding Sota Singh who passed to wide open Inderbir. The 3rd goal was then scored by Harvir "Head Down" Sidhu on a wicked slapshot from the right side.

Second half Blues got into some penalty trouble with scorpionz still being outplayed managed a couple point shots which got by Jimmy "I'm only 67.845%" Mattu. Blues then finished the game strong controlling majority of the play.

Blues Management wants all players to read the rule sheet so we can cut down on our penalties. Overall we have improved in turnovers and line changes as guys are getting comfortable with our Blues system.

Special request to Gursher "Tampon" Randhawa, get rid of your cage it inhibits your ability to track the ball efficiently.

3 Stars
Inderbir Sandhu, Bob Dosanjh, Deesh Khaira

Blues Sponsorship - Gaba Travels

The Blues have acquired some sponsorship from Gaba Travels with offices in Vancouver, Surrey, Toronto and Jalandhar. Buy your airline, cruise or any other tickets from Gaba Travels. They even have personnel to acquire Indian Visa's on your passport on your behalf....crazy good service!!!

Blues now slick new high quality navy blue with yellow and white trim Blues jersey's.

Thanks to Kapil "Tight Shirt" Gaba!!

In other news, after Bal "'I'm only 67.845%" Mattu played forward 1 game, he has decided to strap on the pads and play goalie full-time. Blues now have the best goalie in the division once again. Yay.

Demons 7 - Blues 2

Blues squared off against the C2 Demons for the first time with a new goalie Aman "Hitman" Sandhu. Demons came out strong pinning Blues in their own zone for first few minutes and scoring early. They poured it on for next 10 minutes but Blues kept their cool and tied it on the PP with a point shot from Captain "Tank".

Demon's scored again on some key turnovers in neutral zone, and went up 4-1. Blues sniper Gary "I like wood" Gill scored with an assist from Sukh "White Helmet" Dosanjh. The young gun line then lost 3 faceoffs in a row and got scored on 3 times late to put it away for good. Blues managment was not impressed with young gun effort and decision making.

Blues played well overall and continue to learn and can definitely outplay last 2 opponents, we will be re-shuffling lines next game to further improve our offensive attack. On defense Baldeesh "Loose Helmet" Khaira made his debut and will be a well added addition to defense core.

3 Stars
Gur "The Tank" Randhawa
Inderbir "Kamikazee" Sandhu
Gary "I like wood" Gill

Blues 2 - Vipers 3 (OT)

Blues made their first debut after a 6 year absence with an overtime loss to Vipers. Blues outplayed the Vipers but could not capitalize on numerous chances. In over-time the Vipers shot the ball on net where-in rebound bounced of Kapil "Tight Shirt Wearing" Gaba's ass.

It is to be 75% of players on Blues do not have any ball hockey league experience, overall it was a great effort as Blues expect first quarter of season to work out the kinks and establish a playing system.

Goals came from forwards Martin "Sport Chek" Gringberg and Adam "Speedster" Rweineiski. Gur "The Tank" Randhawa popped in an assist along with Bindy "All in" Aulukh.

3 Stars
Adam, Martin, Gur