This was a crazy fun teeter tawter of a game, to be remembered for the ages. After working 14 hours election day Gur "The Tank" Randhawa arrived at the game already in progress with 5 minutes elapsed and a scoreless game. Blues killed a few early powerplays and scored 3 goals in the first half. Goal scorers were Bob, Bindy and Harvir receiving a sweet drop pass from Gursher "Tampon" Randhawa flying down the left wing still wearing his Gorilla cage. Second half poor defensive coverage and Blues goalie screened led to Tornado's scoring 3 goals of their own to tie it up. Martin then scored on a laser like feed from Bindy "All In" Aulukh beating Tornado goalie blocker side. Shortly after that Blues took another penalty where Tornados scored again on PP as goalie was screened by own defenseman.
Amar "Ice Cold Veins Banana Eating Buffy Vampire" Sandhu was in depressed pissed off mood, no one could figure out what the hell was wrong with him as he sat on the bench straight back staring across the floor.
Next up OT, Blues had a few chances to put it away but couldn't convert.
Then there was the Shootout, first shooter Bindy "All In" Aulukh scored 5 hole to put Blues up 1-0. Next up Tornado player beat Jimmy "I pissed off i'm not married yet" Mattu 5 hole. The following 8 shooters no one could score, with the Tank failing miserable on an attempted Ovechkin/Stamkos deke like move...the Blues bench was being depleted with the likes of Gursher "Tampon" Randhawa and Deesh "I can't shoot" Khaira remaining and nervously awaiting their turn, but there was one other player still sitting in isolation with a perplexed pale Underworld Evolution vampire complexion. Yes the deadly Amar "Ice Cold Veins Banana Eating Buffy Vampire"....he approached centre ice...with a semi run speed walking velocity approached the tornado goalie, made a little forehad backhand move to get opposing goalie moving and BURIED IT 5 HOLE!!!! WOW, the mighty Blues bench went wild as Mr Sandhu casually strolled back towards centre Buffy, as he got mauled by little Kapil "Horndog" Gaba, he uttered "Get away from me...and go to Jimmy". LOL. The team then flocked toward Jimmy to congratulate him but he shunned guys off still steaming over the screened goals he got scored on. Nonetheless Bimbo outplayed opposition goalie in shootout.
After all the celebrations the Blues could not find the key to locked dressing room and required assistance of Janitor to cut the lock. Janitor received a few Hip Hip Hoorays upon successful cutting of the lock.
What a game!
3 Stars
Jimmy "Racoon Eyes" Mattu
Amar "Ice Cold Veins Banana Eating Buffy Vampire" Sandhu
Martin "I can get you a deal at SportChek" Gringberg
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